David Holmes brought the house down during Southwest Airlines flight

This flight attendant, David Holmes gotta get promoted, a commercial deal or something for this. He brought a lot of attentions and free publicities for Southwest Airlines. He’s really famous now till extend that CNN caught wave of the viral video hit on youtube. People would fly Southwest just to listen to him rap.

It was not easy for me to make out what the lyrics are so there would be some mistakes especially at the parts with gold letters. Correct me if I’m wrong hehe.

Rap Lyrics:

This is flight 372 on S-W-A,

The flight attendants on board serving you today,

Teresa in the middle, David in the back,

My name is David and I’m here to tell you that,

Shortly after take off,

First thing first,

There’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,

But if you wanna another kind of drink,

Then just holler,

Alcohol or beverages will be 4 dollars,

If a mobster finish your drink cos’ you’re paying,

That would be 3 dollars and you get the whole thang,

We won’t take your cash,

You gotta pay the plastic,

If you have to keep em’ then uh… and that’s fantastic,

We know you’re ready,

To get to new places,

Open up the dance floor and wave your suitcases,

Carry-on items go under the seat,

In front of you so none of you will have things by your feet,

If you have a seat on a row with the exit,

We’re gonna talk to you,

So you might as well expect it,

You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you,

If you don’t wanna then we gonna reseat you,

Before we leave,

Our advice is,

Put away your electronic devices,

Fasten your seatbelt,

Then put your treys up,

Press the button and make the seat back raised up,

Sit back, relax,

Have a good time,

It’s almost time to go so I’m done with the rap,

Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored,

This is Southwest Airlines,

Welcome aboard!

“You will not get that on United Airlines. I guarantee you.” – LOL pawned.

…and Air Asia or MAS.

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Updated Lyrics. Much thanks to Anonymous.

This is flight 372 on S-W-A,

The flight attendants on board serving you today,

Teresa in the middle, David in the back,

My name is David and I’m here to tell you that,

Shortly after take off,

First thing first,

There’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,

But if you wanna another kind of drink,

Then just holler,

Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars,

If a monster energy drink is your plan,

That will be 3 dollars and you get the whole can,

We won’t take your cash,

You gotta pay with plastic,

If you have a coupon then that’s fantastic,

We know you’re ready,

To get to new places,

Open up the bench, put away your suitcases,

Carry-on items go under the seat,

In front of you so none of you will have things by your feet,

If you have a seat on a row with the exit,

We’re gonna talk to you,

So you might as well expect it,

You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you,

If you don’t wanna then we gonna reseat you,

Before we leave,

Our advice is,

Put away your electronic devices,

Fasten your seatbelt,

Then put your treys up,

Press the button and make the seat back raised up,

Sit back, relax,

Have a good time,

It’s almost time to go so I’m done with the rap,

Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored,

This is Southwest Airlines,

Welcome aboard!

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