I'm an Indestructable Legendary Killer!

At least that was what I thought I looked like. I was at a friend's house for a sleep over when I put a whitening mask on (Olay brand). I never tried it before so I guess I should give it a try. It was a sticky (the mask itself was covered with some kind of creamy aromatic chemical substance) and a rather refreshing experience.

After applying the mask on my face, I was adviced not to move around too much and just lay on the couch. My friend took this chance to take pictures of me and Raymond. I myself was curious how I looked like lol. It was amusing for me that at one point I bursted into laughter as I had some funny thoughts going through my mind because of the mask. All kinds of characters came into my mind, The Mask, Iron Man, Spiderman, Batman, Hentai Kamen, Power Rangers, Ultraman, The Human-skinned masked dude from Texas Chainsaw Massacre and etc. However, there is only one who I thought I resembled the most.

Guess who?

It's Jason Voorhees!

Jason Voorhees is doing mask.

Anyway, after about 15 minutes, it's time to take off the mask. I went and checked myself in the mirror and waddayaknow...My face became twice as fair as before. 'Wow' I thought. This stuff works so damn good.

Wang Gek said that I looked scary with the mask on. I LOL-ed when she showed me the pictures. I said, 'I look like a monster.'

Do not disturb.

Actually the instant whitening effect worked only like a few hours for me as I found out in the morning when I woke up. You need to do a few more treatments (which is kinda expensive) before you can actually experience the lasting effect.

This is Raymond.

And he got stabbed (heartbroken) lol.

*Happy April Fool's Day. Don't get fooled. Don't be a fool. I will not try to fool you or anybody.

**1st of April is the speculated D-Day for the feared Conficker Worm. It is scheduled to go live TODAY. Beware and don't get Confickered. "Ficken" is the german word for "f*ck". So ficken you!

Click these links to read about the Con"f*ck"er Worm (including ways to prevent it before it's too late:

The Worm that Ate the Web

Beware Conficker worm come April 1

Last-minute Conficker survival guide

***bERIC found a way a prevent malware attacks after getting inspiration from my own problem (He should have post it up sooner). Go check it out.