Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
A Message to Time
,ereht era uoy wonk I
,thgin & yad ees llits I sA
?ekat ti lliw regnol hcum woH
,tsol ma I ,emit retfa emiT
.emityreve gnirednow ,enola tfeL
.emit kcab nrut nac I taht epoh ni esrever ni siht gnipyt ma I
...which is impossible...
*credit to MotherRat for the clock picture.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Don't Judge a Book by its Cover
Her background life story doesn't reflect the kind of talent or presence that people thought she would bring on stage. She lives alone with her ten-year-old cat, has never been kissed, and is teased by children in the street. You probably can't able to imagine the kind of pain that she has to gone through life everyday. I do not know because she seems like a nice and a bright lady who can be seen constantly smiling even when she sings. Maybe that kind of life made her that strong inside. I feel her though, I know the feeling of being misunderstood, looked down on, ignored and being laughed at. I've been there but not as bad as hers.
I feel so happy for her. In my opinion, the song "I Dreamed a Dream" that she sang really expressed the kind of life that she had. Finally she has the last laugh. Don't ever judge a book by its cover until you read its contents.
The Buzz Log
Scotsman News
TODAY entertainment
I couldn't embed the full version of Susan Boyle's 1st week singing audition here so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY (Must see!)
Les Miserables - I Dreamed a Dream
There was a time, when men were kind
And their voices were soft
And their words were inviting
There was a time, when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted
But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they turn your hope apart
As they turn your dreams to shame
He slept a summer by my side
He filled my dreams with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came
And still I dream he'd come to me
That we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from the hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
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I Dreamed a Dream
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Sunday, April 12, 2009
4D Training Course scam scheme?
In fact, some people I know do not simply buy 4D numbers. They usually would do some observations first using various ways. One of the most common method is to take note of incidents or things which you think have special meaning. In other word, the "SIGN". For example car plate numbers (especially during accidents), birthdays, deathdays, the amount of money that you spent buying gifts for your lover, numbers that occur in your dream (I got 3058 in my head kekeke *grinning*), the day the bird shit on you, the day I broke my teeth, and etc. be it good or bad signs.
Weird thing is that, sometimes it worked though if you look at the big picture, there are more people who don't kena. Even if kena, won't win big also. The probability probably is like 1 in dunno how many millions to kena the head price. Just like what Fran LeBowitz said, "I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not."
Lets just play the lottery for the fun and thrill or maybe try your luck in earning a little bit of extra money. Don't do it excessively in hoping that one day you'll strike big and become rich instantly. If kena, then you are one hell of a lucky person lol.
- Timing System - When to buy your 4D Car Number...? Why Timing is very important.
- Timing Signal - Radar-4D Forecast Method: Signals that can alert you now.
- Timing Scale - How much should you bet today?
- Costing & Budget Management.
- Accounting Made Easy.
- Observation Skill.
Next if you want to advance to Immediate Course, you need to take and pass 2 Exams (Compulsory to all students in Malaysia, Singapore & Hong Kong). The exams consists of:
Exam 1: Live 20 Trial Test Games.
Exam 2: Real Game for Real Result. Your winning is your results.
Sooooo, meaning that if you FAIL, as in none of your numbers came out in the result and you lost your money buying it, you will not be able to advance to the next course. Probably you will have to pay fee again to retake the 1 hour training again or maybe keep buying numbers until you win at least 2. What a bummer. Sounds to me like a money cheating scheme or some kind of conspiracy designed by people who are trying to capitalize on the market of 4D.
What's next after qualifying for the Immediate Course? It's not stated on the brochure. I guess it's for you to find out yourself. Other details include the time of the classes from 10AM to 9PM everyday from Monday to Sunday. These so-called trainers got a lot of time on their hands huh? Also included are some contact numbers for you to call and reserve your seat.
There's no address for the training places but they do have their website address at "www.win4dtoday.com". I've visited the site, nothing special except some extra and detailed informations on the courses offered and testimonials from their students. From here I found that after Immediate Course, you'll be eligible for 4D Final Level Course.
Very freaking expensive I tell you! The Foundation Course costs RM380 (promotional price, origi-anal price is RM560) for only ONE FREAKING HOUR of training plus some CDs, formula books and one month of customer support by SMS or e-mail........ d-_-b
Almost the same goes for Immediate (promo: RM560, ori:RM720, 1 hour training) and Final Level (promo: 1480, ori: RM2280, 95% winning chance) courses. Come on everybody, say WTF.
Sounds too good for me but doesn't look that good for me. I doubt it 100%. I reckon that you can spend all that money on something better. Don't get fooled by them fools. Don't be a fool. You've been warned.
Monsterism in Me.
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Friday, April 10, 2009
Rain/Bi x Usavich
I'm gonna be bad bad boy,
I'm gotta be a bad boy,
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Guys Talk Cock
bERIC: The population of guys is catching up with the number of girls. So probably in the future generation the ratio is not 2:1.
ciTANG: What?! I thought I can do a threesome.
bERIC: Mr. Ng said threesome can, fivesome can, couplesome and foursome cannot.
ciTANG: LOL, man, Mr. Ng said some of the most memorable stuffs back then during the school assembly.
bERIC: “
ciTANG: Damn, I can’t stop laughing.
Franch: Nani?! What?! He did say something like that?! During assembly?!
bERIC: He also said this, “
Franch: Rofl, wtf, he is DA man. He can be hilarious when he’s trying to be serious. Lol really....that kind of ‘funny’. That guy is simply amazing.
bERIC: Another quote by him is, “Kalau ada pelajar buat salah, saya rotan. Tapi tak ada orang boleh rotan saya.”
Franch: Lolololololol. Oh man, I wish he could be our principal. I would have look forward to assembly everyday!
bERIC: Well he did but only for awhile.
Franch: Hamik?! I didn’t know that.
bERIC: -_- Were you skipping classes back then?
Franch: No, no. I was a good kid la. I like going to school. (´~`;)>
bERIC: Okay, does anyone remember Mr. Lobak? In the class he shouted, “QUIET!!! WHAT’S SO FUNNY?! WHAT’S SO FUNNY?! D=<”
Franch: I only remember his salivas. He was spitting like heck. You can see foam of saliva at both sides of his mouth when he’s speaking.
ciTANG: Lol. Me too. He’s well known for that. I feel bad for that dude for not getting any I think. I kena his ultimate Saliva-mander Bash attack. Instant death.
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P.S. click the image for better viewing.
P. P. S. sorry my drawing skill using the mouse sucks buntut XP
Monday, April 6, 2009
David Holmes brought the house down during Southwest Airlines flight
This flight attendant, David Holmes gotta get promoted, a commercial deal or something for this. He brought a lot of attentions and free publicities for Southwest Airlines. He’s really famous now till extend that CNN caught wave of the viral video hit on youtube. People would fly Southwest just to listen to him rap.
It was not easy for me to make out what the lyrics are so there would be some mistakes especially at the parts with gold letters. Correct me if I’m wrong hehe.
Rap Lyrics:
This is flight 372 on S-W-A,
The flight attendants on board serving you today,
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and I’m here to tell you that,
Shortly after take off,
First thing first,
There’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,
But if you wanna another kind of drink,
Then just holler,
Alcohol or beverages will be 4 dollars,
If a mobster finish your drink cos’ you’re paying,
That would be 3 dollars and you get the whole thang,
We won’t take your cash,
You gotta pay the plastic,
If you have to keep em’ then uh… and that’s fantastic,
We know you’re ready,
To get to new places,
Open up the dance floor and wave your suitcases,
Carry-on items go under the seat,
In front of you so none of you will have things by your feet,
If you have a seat on a row with the exit,
We’re gonna talk to you,
So you might as well expect it,
You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you,
If you don’t wanna then we gonna reseat you,
Before we leave,
Our advice is,
Put away your electronic devices,
Fasten your seatbelt,
Then put your treys up,
Press the button and make the seat back raised up,
Sit back, relax,
Have a good time,
It’s almost time to go so I’m done with the rap,
Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored,
This is Southwest Airlines,
Welcome aboard!
“You will not get that on United Airlines. I guarantee you.” – LOL pawned.
…and Air
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Updated Lyrics. Much thanks to Anonymous.
This is flight 372 on S-W-A,
The flight attendants on board serving you today,
Teresa in the middle, David in the back,
My name is David and I’m here to tell you that,
Shortly after take off,
First thing first,
There’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst,
But if you wanna another kind of drink,
Then just holler,
Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars,
If a monster energy drink is your plan,
That will be 3 dollars and you get the whole can,
We won’t take your cash,
You gotta pay with plastic,
If you have a coupon then that’s fantastic,
We know you’re ready,
To get to new places,
Open up the bench, put away your suitcases,
Carry-on items go under the seat,
In front of you so none of you will have things by your feet,
If you have a seat on a row with the exit,
We’re gonna talk to you,
So you might as well expect it,
You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you,
If you don’t wanna then we gonna reseat you,
Before we leave,
Our advice is,
Put away your electronic devices,
Fasten your seatbelt,
Then put your treys up,
Press the button and make the seat back raised up,
Sit back, relax,
Have a good time,
It’s almost time to go so I’m done with the rap,
Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored,
This is Southwest Airlines,
Welcome aboard!
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Saturday, April 4, 2009
Smiling Depression
United State's psychology expert David D. Burns created 1 set of questions to examine the illnesses of depression including smiling depression.
Please calculate your total score according to your emotion.
None - 0, A little - 1, Average - 2, Serious - 3
- Always feeling heartache.
- Not sure about the future.
- Feeling yourself has no value @ you think you are a loser.
- Feeling that your ability is inferior compared someone else.
- You feel guilty for everything.
- Hesitant when making decisions.
- Always angry and not satisfied.
- Not interested anymore in career, family, hobby or even friends.
- Low spirited when doing something.
- Feeling yourself not attractive or is experiencing the process of getting older.
- No appetite? Or eating too much without control.
- Insomnia or always feeling sleeping and low spirited.
- Not interested anymore in sex.
- Always worried about own health.
- Life without value or suffering in life.
RESULT
0 - 4 marks: No depression.
5 - 10 marks: Sometimes there's depression.
11 - 20 marks: Light case of depression.
21 - 30 marks: Average case of depression.
31 - 45 marks: Serious level. Advisable to seek immediate treatment!
GET TO KNOW ABOUT SMILING DEPRESSION
- Symptoms of smiling depression usually happens to workers in the service industry, public relation and administration sectors.
- According to research, 65% of people suffering from depression are females.
- Smiles from patients do not come from the heart but just for job requirements or the sake of mannerism. In the long term, they will feel sad and depressed including mental pressure if it's a serious condition.
- Ways to cure it include taking anti-depression drugs, herbal medication, engaging in physical activities, consuming foods that contain Vitamin B (banana, chocolate and apple) and reading books to relax your soul.
ADVICE
Even if you are busy with your career, do not abandon your true feelings! Rest when you are tired, get enough sleep, do some sports, go on a vacation or visiting friends. Make a record or a list of your own strengths and experiences that were positive to you. Remember to see a doctor when experiencing a serious case of depression or mental pressure.
(o^-^)o HAPPY BIRTHDAY o(^-^o)
to my main man Raymond and the very lovely Chui
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